I am very surprised that more people do not commit suicide at airports.
I am going on record to say that flying these days is downright oppressive. This is by far the worst part of living 2,500 miles from our family. Sometimes you can trick yourself into thinking that flying cross-country is easy and doable -- and really NBD (no big deal), but this is a bunch of horseshit, unfortunately.
Like many, I have NO idea what this year will bring. None. I feel like there's a hurricane coming and we have to stock up on canned goods and board games. When life sends you a hurricane, have a hurricane party -- n'est-ce pas?
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Monday, December 22, 2008
In search of the perfect SF neighborhood
We have lived here in the City now for 2.5 years and have thoroughly enjoyed it. We live in Duboce Triangle, which is lovely, but frankly we need a change of scenery. Living half a block from Market Street has its pros and its cons -- and lately, the cons (and ex-cons) seem to be winning.
Yes, I am talking about crackheads again, dear friends -- or, to be technical: meth-heads. There is something about meth that makes people so bat-shit crazy, it is unbelievable. But this post is not about crackhead stories (there are so many good ones -- yes, I know this), rather this is about finding a good place to live....
After 2 years of meticulous study, the criteria for "the right neighborhood" are as follows:
1. Shall not be O-M-G expensive (this rules out Nob Hill, Russian Hill and probably Presidio Heights. (Great 'cause I didnt want to live there anyway, see #5))
2. Shall not have incidences of moop on the streets > .5 per block (yah that's right -- human excrement) -- (this rules out the Tenderloin, the Haight, the Mission)
3. Shall not have incidences of smahed car windows > 1 per block/per day (the official scientific abbreviation is SCW/bl*d) --- (goodbye Bayview, SOMA, Western Addition and other neghborhoods I cant pronounce, like Visatacion Valley)....
4. Weather: Let's be real, I need some sunlight if I have any hope of metabolising vitamin E and thus maintaining a healthy mental state. That's not asking for much, right? (adios any neighborhood prefaced by the word "Outer" AND the following: Balboa Park, Western Portal, Ingleside, andTwin Peaks). Brrr.
Ok, that was simple. Here's where it gets a little tricky: the social dynamics of a place.
5. You see, the reason I love SF is because of the rich diversity. Hence, I do not wish to live in a neghborhood where everyone is like me (i.e. a bunch of lame wasps) -- this eliminates Pac Heights, Laurel Heights, Noe Valley, Marina, Cow Hollow, and Sausalito, as lovely as they are...
6. Having said that, I don't want to be in the super-minorty either. Why? Because that would make me a bit alienated and thus, sad. This eliminates the Castro, Chinatown, the Sunset, and the Richmond. Call me what you will -- I am just being honest.
Ok, we are making progress.
7. Bodegas: I need a good shopkeep. Neighborhood must have several mom-and-pop shops -- somewhere where they will know my name, give treats to my dog, and (if you really want to go the extra mile, like my shopkeep does) -- help me break into my place when I've locked myself out. Said neighborhood must also contain at least 1 Irish Pub or acceptable substitution. This rules out Mission Bay and the FiDi (do people actually live in the FiDi? Don't know).
After applying my 7 simple rules, this doesn't leave us with much. So far, I am counting: Bernal Heights, Hayes Valley (which may fall victim of Rule #3, I'm not sure yet), North Beach, Potrero Hill, and Cole Valley. These are the 5 finalists on the short list. Who will be the lucky winner?
Stay tuned.
Yes, I am talking about crackheads again, dear friends -- or, to be technical: meth-heads. There is something about meth that makes people so bat-shit crazy, it is unbelievable. But this post is not about crackhead stories (there are so many good ones -- yes, I know this), rather this is about finding a good place to live....
After 2 years of meticulous study, the criteria for "the right neighborhood" are as follows:
1. Shall not be O-M-G expensive (this rules out Nob Hill, Russian Hill and probably Presidio Heights. (Great 'cause I didnt want to live there anyway, see #5))
2. Shall not have incidences of moop on the streets > .5 per block (yah that's right -- human excrement) -- (this rules out the Tenderloin, the Haight, the Mission)
3. Shall not have incidences of smahed car windows > 1 per block/per day (the official scientific abbreviation is SCW/bl*d) --- (goodbye Bayview, SOMA, Western Addition and other neghborhoods I cant pronounce, like Visatacion Valley)....
4. Weather: Let's be real, I need some sunlight if I have any hope of metabolising vitamin E and thus maintaining a healthy mental state. That's not asking for much, right? (adios any neighborhood prefaced by the word "Outer" AND the following: Balboa Park, Western Portal, Ingleside, andTwin Peaks). Brrr.
Ok, that was simple. Here's where it gets a little tricky: the social dynamics of a place.
5. You see, the reason I love SF is because of the rich diversity. Hence, I do not wish to live in a neghborhood where everyone is like me (i.e. a bunch of lame wasps) -- this eliminates Pac Heights, Laurel Heights, Noe Valley, Marina, Cow Hollow, and Sausalito, as lovely as they are...
6. Having said that, I don't want to be in the super-minorty either. Why? Because that would make me a bit alienated and thus, sad. This eliminates the Castro, Chinatown, the Sunset, and the Richmond. Call me what you will -- I am just being honest.
Ok, we are making progress.
7. Bodegas: I need a good shopkeep. Neighborhood must have several mom-and-pop shops -- somewhere where they will know my name, give treats to my dog, and (if you really want to go the extra mile, like my shopkeep does) -- help me break into my place when I've locked myself out. Said neighborhood must also contain at least 1 Irish Pub or acceptable substitution. This rules out Mission Bay and the FiDi (do people actually live in the FiDi? Don't know).
After applying my 7 simple rules, this doesn't leave us with much. So far, I am counting: Bernal Heights, Hayes Valley (which may fall victim of Rule #3, I'm not sure yet), North Beach, Potrero Hill, and Cole Valley. These are the 5 finalists on the short list. Who will be the lucky winner?
Stay tuned.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Doctors: who needs 'em
So -- here's the thing. I used to think that people were bone-headed for refusing to go to the doctor. My grandfather -- who WAS a doctor -- would not go to the doctor. Eh? I've had other close family members do the same. I used to think this was the most ridiculous phenomenon in the world until.....
I was recently faced with the prospect of not having health insurance. Don't get me wrong: I do not in any way, shape or form suggest that being without health insurance is a good idea. It's not. Long story short, I did manage to get health insurance. It was incredibly difficult and complicated and I have sudden empathy for people who are without.
Onward. I was forced to ask myself the question: what has a doctor ever done for me that has actually helped (i.e. told me something or did something to me) that I could not have done on my own? Surprisingly, I came up with only 1 thing: prescribing drugs (which actually technically would not even be on the list if I lived in - say, Mexico). Yes, there may come a time when you are really f'ed up for whatever reason and need surgery. But seriosuly -- for day to day, year to year stuff -- what does a doctor really do for you?
Both Rich and I have been experiencing various annoying health-related issues lately. Me with my hip and back (am I 80?) and Rich's knee, which has been the source of endless pain and angst. He actually went to the doctor before when we had the "good" insurance. He was told to get an MRI, come back, and they can decide what to do. Umm, ok. Here's how I envision this:
Not to ridicule Rich because I think everyone's knee-jerk reaction (no pun intended) when they are injured is to run to the doc. I guess what I'm saying is: if you stop and think about it, you can probably determine on your very own what you should really do to help yourself. It's usually fairly common sense.
Do you agree? Shoot me a comment and tell me what a doctor has done for you lately (ER room visits don't count). Cheers.
I was recently faced with the prospect of not having health insurance. Don't get me wrong: I do not in any way, shape or form suggest that being without health insurance is a good idea. It's not. Long story short, I did manage to get health insurance. It was incredibly difficult and complicated and I have sudden empathy for people who are without.
Onward. I was forced to ask myself the question: what has a doctor ever done for me that has actually helped (i.e. told me something or did something to me) that I could not have done on my own? Surprisingly, I came up with only 1 thing: prescribing drugs (which actually technically would not even be on the list if I lived in - say, Mexico). Yes, there may come a time when you are really f'ed up for whatever reason and need surgery. But seriosuly -- for day to day, year to year stuff -- what does a doctor really do for you?
Both Rich and I have been experiencing various annoying health-related issues lately. Me with my hip and back (am I 80?) and Rich's knee, which has been the source of endless pain and angst. He actually went to the doctor before when we had the "good" insurance. He was told to get an MRI, come back, and they can decide what to do. Umm, ok. Here's how I envision this:
Doc: "yup, your knee is swollen -- looks like you have tendinitis or even a torn ligament"YOU THINK??
Rich: "ok, what should I do?"
Doc: "well, we can do surgery -- OR, you could just stop heaving 245 lbs over your head when you work out -- that could have something to do with it"
Not to ridicule Rich because I think everyone's knee-jerk reaction (no pun intended) when they are injured is to run to the doc. I guess what I'm saying is: if you stop and think about it, you can probably determine on your very own what you should really do to help yourself. It's usually fairly common sense.
Do you agree? Shoot me a comment and tell me what a doctor has done for you lately (ER room visits don't count). Cheers.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
The Japanese real estate bubble analogy
The x-axis denotes the years during the Japanese economic crisis. The red are the analagous dates in the US. It's a long way down, my friends.
I have been watching the Ken Burns series "The War" about WWII, which I think every American should see. It is sponsored in part by Bank of America. In their ad, they say "Bank of America: only when we study the past can we avoid the mistakes of the future." Ironic.
Disclaimer: I'm not usually this negative. I heard the Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas song today and it made me absolutely insane.
I have been watching the Ken Burns series "The War" about WWII, which I think every American should see. It is sponsored in part by Bank of America. In their ad, they say "Bank of America: only when we study the past can we avoid the mistakes of the future." Ironic.
Disclaimer: I'm not usually this negative. I heard the Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas song today and it made me absolutely insane.
Monday, December 1, 2008
To all real estate developers:
What do we (i.e. the good people in the real estate development industry) do now? I've been thinking about this a lot lately and I've come to one conclusion..... NOTHING. Yep, that's right. Go on vacation. Click below for more detail:
If anyone has any other viable alternatives, please leave a comment.....
If anyone has any other viable alternatives, please leave a comment.....
Your Fannie is too big...
My friend Steve just attended a panel on the economy. One of the keynote speakers was Peter Schiff, author of Bull Moves in Bear Markets, and someone I highly regard (disclaimer: I am in no way, shape or form an expert on macroeconomics, I just know a smart guy who listens to other smart guys).
Schiff stated that this recession (or whatever you want to call it) won't be anything like what happened to Japan in the 90s. I'm thinking -- oh, thank god, 'cause that was really bad, right?! No, he said, it will be far worse....
Oh shit! Why is that? Well, because the Japanese actually had savings. They also had a manufacturing-based economy that was still viable. We -- the good 'ol US of A -- do neither. Ouch.
I had never really grasped how the workings of FNMA/Freddie could have possibly contributed to all of this until you really think about the fundamental relationship between RISK and REWARD.... You see, the fact is that the fundamental perception that these mortgage-backed securities were/are somehow *implicitly guaranteed* by the US Government makes them, well, WAY more attractive as an investment (after all, we all know that the US government will not possibly allow them to fail, right? It's bad form). Offering low risk/high(ish) reward securities does something perverse....it throws the thermodynamics of the risk/reward relationship out of balance. What?? You'll pay me a moderately high return on something that offers little to no risk, hell yeah -- where do I sign??
What does that do? That, in turn, creates this huge lopsided demand for said securities which then demands additional supply (i.e. boundlessly high housing prices) -- all until -- POOF, Joe the Plumber starts defaulting on his stucco McMansion in the exurbs when his incredulously low introductory teaser rate adjusted under this mis-assumption that he could just sell that bad boy if he had to. AH, I think I am starting to understand. THAT -- plus the fact that housing supply had far exceeded even the then-ravenous demand. Add to that the whole lending-to-people-who-are-completely-un-credit-worthy thing, and LUCY, you got some 'splainin' to dooooo.
And nobody saw this coming. Really? By the way -- Where's my dollar, Art Laffer? You idiot.
Schiff stated that this recession (or whatever you want to call it) won't be anything like what happened to Japan in the 90s. I'm thinking -- oh, thank god, 'cause that was really bad, right?! No, he said, it will be far worse....
Oh shit! Why is that? Well, because the Japanese actually had savings. They also had a manufacturing-based economy that was still viable. We -- the good 'ol US of A -- do neither. Ouch.
I had never really grasped how the workings of FNMA/Freddie could have possibly contributed to all of this until you really think about the fundamental relationship between RISK and REWARD.... You see, the fact is that the fundamental perception that these mortgage-backed securities were/are somehow *implicitly guaranteed* by the US Government makes them, well, WAY more attractive as an investment (after all, we all know that the US government will not possibly allow them to fail, right? It's bad form). Offering low risk/high(ish) reward securities does something perverse....it throws the thermodynamics of the risk/reward relationship out of balance. What?? You'll pay me a moderately high return on something that offers little to no risk, hell yeah -- where do I sign??
What does that do? That, in turn, creates this huge lopsided demand for said securities which then demands additional supply (i.e. boundlessly high housing prices) -- all until -- POOF, Joe the Plumber starts defaulting on his stucco McMansion in the exurbs when his incredulously low introductory teaser rate adjusted under this mis-assumption that he could just sell that bad boy if he had to. AH, I think I am starting to understand. THAT -- plus the fact that housing supply had far exceeded even the then-ravenous demand. Add to that the whole lending-to-people-who-are-completely-un-credit-worthy thing, and LUCY, you got some 'splainin' to dooooo.
And nobody saw this coming. Really? By the way -- Where's my dollar, Art Laffer? You idiot.
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